I agree he isn’t a rocker and proved it by appearing on this show. But if he develops a huge heroin habit I think he’s still got a chance. Everyone deserves a second chance. Except Sting. Although if Sting developed a massive heroin habit….nah fuck him.

As for the spelling of bell end – Professor Bernard Fuck is the authority on these things. I will change the post so it reads correctly.

Haven’t read the Michael McIntyre thing yet but Viz generally holds views close to our heart. We’re going to be filming a poem reading about McIntyre soon that was written by GOD himself!!!!!!

Just one thing to point out. You seem to suggest that there’s no room for a rocker on a pop show. Admittedly you say that Jamie is less of a rocker than Whitney (Houston she has a problem), but in actual fact he is and never has been or will be, a rocker. EVEN IF he devlops a heroin habit, or something dangerous. He wears a scarf…in his jeans!

My second point is your use of “bellend”. As you will know, our friend Professor Bernard Fuck recently pointed out that the spelling is the two word version “bell end”. In case you require confirmation, look at this month’s Viz, where Prof Fuck also sets out a choice witticism aimed at Michael McIntyre.