Comments on: Gineral Election – S J Parker http://www.ginriot.com/2010/06/gineral-election-sjparker/ Comedy Collaboration Sat, 14 May 2011 22:51:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Christian Hunter http://www.ginriot.com/2010/06/gineral-election-sjparker/comment-page-1/#comment-37 Christian Hunter Sat, 14 May 2011 22:51:03 +0000 http://www.ginriot.com/?p=813#comment-37 Okay, so maybe Sarah Jessica Parker has some masculine, even exo-special (outside our species) attributes, but you’ve got to give the gal some credit: we all have a relative “notness to hotness” spectrum. My bet is that the woman and man here in the US with THE potential to be the hottest man and woman are somewhat overweight and wouldn’t command a second look at a club or passing on the street.

It’s hard enough to get into the top 10% of your hotness spectrum: daily workouts, every expensive lotion and cream (EXCEPT ICE CREAM!), and the list goes on! Sarah Jessica Parker has been PINNED to the top 1-3% of her own personal hotness spectrum for something like 20 years! On balance, she’s “cute”, but the specter of her enormous “notness” potential haunts her and shows up in some photos (maybe her makeups off, etc). And as we all know, that notness would mean a hotmess in ways that even horses would take offense to being associated with!

My hat is off to anyone who continues to work that hard to just be somewhat cute!

Christian

]]> By: Rowan Liggett http://www.ginriot.com/2010/06/gineral-election-sjparker/comment-page-1/#comment-27 Rowan Liggett Wed, 02 Jun 2010 10:39:12 +0000 http://www.ginriot.com/?p=813#comment-27 Definately the lion, I mean, look at that bitch…

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