Not only does this crossword perfectly sum up Christmas but it also promises the prize of per’aps the awesome-most film ever made – Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus.

“The most titanic struggle ever witnessed between two mythical beasts, defying the laws of nature and threatening the entire (sic) of humanity in a vicious battle to certain death!”

Here’s the trailer – in HD!!!!!

This battle between two “mythical” (? – we’d never heard of either one of them before) beasts is the age old Goliath vs. Goliath (there’s no deadwood – eff off David). And they don’t waste either “mythical” beast. What’s the point of having an Octopus unless it’s gi-normous enough to smash a helicopter out of the sky with a mahoosive tentacle?  Or having a shark unless it’s mega enough (and angry enough) to eat a bridge or a plane?

Stars Debbie Gibson (of 80′s pop fame) and Lorenzo Lamas (that bellend out of Renegade (which is also awesome)).

“Unwatchable” – The Sunday Times
“The actors are all appropriately terrible” – The Huffington Post
“Risible special effects and clumsy acting” – The Observer
“The acting is terrible and not in a good way” – View London
“It is awesome” – Gin Riot

Send us your crossword answers on a postcard (not literally of course- email us or leave answers in the comments) and the first one drawn out of the hat by my good pal Sammy will win a DVD!