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Comment on Gineral Election – S J Parker by Christian Hunter

Christian Hunter — Sat, 14 May 2011 22:51:03 +0000

Okay, so maybe Sarah Jessica Parker has some masculine, even exo-special (outside our species) attributes, but you’ve got to give the gal some credit: we all have a relative “notness to hotness” spectrum. My bet is that the woman and man here in the US with THE potential to be the hottest man and woman are somewhat overweight and wouldn’t command a second look at a club or passing on the street.

It’s hard enough to get into the top 10% of your hotness spectrum: daily workouts, every expensive lotion and cream (EXCEPT ICE CREAM!), and the list goes on! Sarah Jessica Parker has been PINNED to the top 1-3% of her own personal hotness spectrum for something like 20 years! On balance, she’s “cute”, but the specter of her enormous “notness” potential haunts her and shows up in some photos (maybe her makeups off, etc). And as we all know, that notness would mean a hotmess in ways that even horses would take offense to being associated with!

My hat is off to anyone who continues to work that hard to just be somewhat cute!

Christian

Comment on Monty Python – G20 exclusive! by Gineral Election - deadly juices | Gin Riot

Gineral Election - deadly juices | Gin Riot — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 16:45:24 +0000

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Comment on Gineral Election – S J Parker by Rowan Liggett

Rowan Liggett — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 10:39:12 +0000

Definately the lion, I mean, look at that bitch…

Comment on Film Review – Sex and the City 2 by admin

admin — Sat, 29 May 2010 14:51:29 +0000

Cheers Nora. The last line is particularly great.
“If this is what modern womanhood means, then just fucking veil me and sew up all my holes.”

Comment on Film Review – Sex and the City 2 by Nora

Nora — Fri, 28 May 2010 07:38:43 +0000

Another review on the film, which may interest you:
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/burkas-and-birkins/Content?oid=4132715

Comment on Ice Ice Jedward by Jedward

Jedward — Sun, 09 May 2010 00:56:06 +0000

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Comment on Photo Finish Of The Week by Booirch

Booirch — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:38:27 +0000

The labour runner is also trying to gain an advantage on the line by sneaking up a mini erection, but I’m not sure of the political commentary relating to that.

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Comment on Film Review – Karate Kid by Julian

Julian — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:57:01 +0000

It is a masterpiece of the greatest kind

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