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		<title>Photo Finish Of The Week</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we were quickly reading the newspapers at Tesco&#8217;s today we came across an absolute pearler of a picture on the front cover of The Times. At first it looks like a poorly photoshopped, heavy handed metaphor for the election race, but on closer inspection there&#8217;s a lot more going on than that. For intsance, [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When we were quickly reading the newspapers at <a href="http://www.tesco.com/wine/product/browse/default.aspx?N=8130+8117" target="_blank">Tesco&#8217;s</a> today we came across an absolute pearler of a picture on the front cover of <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/scotland/article6823137.ece" target="_blank">The Times</a>.</p>
<p>At first it looks like a poorly photoshopped, heavy handed metaphor for the election race, but on closer inspection there&#8217;s a lot more going on than that.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.ginriot.com/ginriot/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/marginal-sprint.bmp"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-687" title="sprint finish" src="http://www.ginriot.com/ginriot/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/marginal-sprint.bmp" alt="sprint finish" /></a></p>
<p>For intsance, from the knee down the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PL9yOSXuYc">Labour</a> runner&#8217;s left leg is about 5 times bigger than his right leg. This would make it almost impossible to run in a straight line and explains Labour&#8217;s veering towards more right wing policies over the last few years.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1532494/MPs-gay-affair-is-just-one-of-those-things-say-fellow-Tories.html" target="_blank">Conservative</a> runner has two tiny legs showing that he is very light on his feet. This is to show that almost all <a href="http://www.uknews.org/tory-mp-in-rent-boy-honey-trap-shock-%E2%80%93-cameron-reeling/" target="_blank">Tory politicians</a> (97% in the last Census) have a keen interest in rent boys.</p>
<p>Lastly, those racist fucks the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJT0agob7YA" target="_blank">BNP</a> were of course represented in this metaphor by a white runner and last we heard he&#8217;s lagging a fair way behind. He&#8217;s expected to finish on The Times front page at some point over the weekend.</p>
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