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		<title>The Jedward Legacy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If two weeks ago X-Factor was like the end of Batman Forever (and it definitely was) then last night&#8217;s X-Factor was like the end of Titanic. The audience was Rose, &#8220;John and Edward&#8221; were/was the lad Leo played and Olly was the plank that Rose floated off on after Leo died &#8211; leaving us/me in [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If two weeks ago X-Factor was like the end of Batman Forever <a href="http://www.ginriot.com/2009/11/x-factor-shocker/" target="_blank">(and it definitely was)</a> then last night&#8217;s X-Factor was like the end of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSdU8tbcHY" target="_self">Titanic</a>.</p>
<p>The audience was Rose, &#8220;John and Edward&#8221; were/was the lad Leo played and Olly was the plank that Rose floated off on after Leo died &#8211; leaving us/me in floods of tears.</p>
<p>What was especially cruel about it was &#8220;John and Edward&#8221; had already paid homage to Titanic in their stunning rendition of &#8220;Oops, I did it again&#8221;, where John (or Edward) had gone down to get the jewel that the &#8220;old lady&#8221; threw in the ocean at the end to give to Edward (or John).</p>
<p>So they&#8217;ve gone but they&#8217;ll never be forgotten. Not with the legacy they&#8217;ve left behind. In their time on the show they&#8217;ve covered Britney (who we love!), Ghostbusters (which we love!), and Ice Ice Baby (which we love!). They even covered a song by Robbie Williams (who we hate!) and made us like that!!!</p>
<p>But bigger than that, they&#8217;ve given pride back to white rappers across the globe. They&#8217;ve picked up where Vanilla Ice left off with their dancing, lyrical flow and vertical hair. No one can deny that when &#8220;John and Edward&#8221; rock the mic they ROCK THE MIC, YO!</p>
<p>With that in mind, here&#8217;s a list of the best white rappers in history.</p>
<p><strong>5. The British Eminem</strong><br />
This guy can flow. Make sure you catch his improvised freestyle at the end and his pronounciation of Louis Walsh.<br />
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When you can bust rhymes on demand, like &#8220;Simon Cowell/He thinks he&#8217;s it/ He&#8217;s nothing but&#8230; an asshole!&#8221; and &#8220;Louis Wash&#8230;your not&#8230; your band Westlife, they&#8217;re okay/ but you&#8217;re a fucking asshole!&#8221; and then walk off camply, with your shirt tucked in to your trousers, you don&#8217;t <em>need</em> the X-Factor, you&#8217;re already there.</p>
<p><strong>4. Vanilla Ice</strong><br />
He had the hair, he had the looks, he had the moves &#8211; unfortunately he didn&#8217;t have an identical twin so he isn&#8217;t higher up the list. He did, however, have enough genius about him to combine rap with the Ninja Turtles. Go ninja, go ninja, GO!<br />
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<p><strong>3. Blazin Hazen</strong><br />
This <a href="http://www.dennyblaze.com" target="_blank">&#8220;Average Homeboy&#8221;</a> was willing to knock on as many doors as it took to catch his big break. The audio is rough, sure, but that cause he wrote the music himself on a keyboard.</p>
<p>Roll the footage &#8211; you&#8217;ll be &#8220;Blazed&#8221;<br />
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He&#8217;s right as well, there aren&#8217;t many middle class rappers out there &#8211; especailly ones willing to make homoerotic videos.</p>
<p><strong>2. Ant and Seb</strong><br />
Almost a prototype for John and Edward &#8211; apart, they were plain old Anton and Seb but together they were &#8220;Ant and Seb&#8221; (maybe they still are). They were like the Welsh P Diddy and Usher, though when Anton sang by himself he was like Rick Astley.</p>
<p>Here they pick a Peter Andre song, which Ant sings and Seb freestyles over, then they pick a fight with Simon.<br />
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<p><strong>1. John and Edward (obviously)</strong><br />
The last (sob) performance of &#8220;John and Edward&#8221; on X-Factor.<br />
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<p>Oh, also Eminem is quite good.</p>
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