SATC2 hasn’t done as well as expected at the box office which has raised a lot of questions. “Why?”, “What went wrong?” and “What does Sarah Jessica Parker most look like? Is it a horse? Or a foot? (OR actually, is it the cowardly lion?)”
Well here at Gin Riot we’re gonna decide the answer to that last (4-part-ish) question once and for all, in the inaugural Gin-eral Election and YOUR VOTE could swing it! Here are the candidate’s manifestos…
Horse – the early favourite
The fine people over at sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com have been doing sterling work on this subject for some time
Foot – the main challenger
Urban Dictionary defines S Jessica P as “an actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.”
This has been illustrated by the fine people over at totallylookslike.com
and although Family Guy seemed firmly in the horse camp they also released this statement
Cowardly Lion – the rank outsider
Thanks again to the brave people over at totallylookslike.com for making this a 3 horse race.
RIGHT! The cases have been made now YOU DECIDE!!!